JAKALOPE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t1EglpxYew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJmDjEDiWE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu6cutynxUM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtv-yo6l8xI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rv0oE6kl9g

and more!

I didn't know soap operas could be so fun. I suppose, like violence, it's much better in RPG format.

Sometimes, people offer me more money than their toll. This isn't counting, of course, giving me $10 or $20 or $100 because that's the bill they have- I mean like, $1.30 for a $.55 toll, or $6 for a $4.80 toll or something. In a day shift, this might happen a couple times. Today it happened exactly eight times, and I know it happened eight times because I counted after the third one, and I counted because each and every one of them were offerings of $8 for various smaller tolls. There were no non-$8 offers.

So I'm on the lookout for something involving an 8 which I might otherwise miss.

"Oliver" has been returned to the upstairs neighbors. o:

So this is something new. I'm sitting here on the internet, and I just had a hedgehog crawl up my sleeve, which was exactly loose enough for it to squeeze in there with my arm. Due to its quills, extracting the creature is proving difficult.

Now you have to understand the queerest part of this situation- There is no hedgehog living in my apartment. This hedgehog's existence in my sleeve is exactly as likely as a hedgehog turning up in any of your sleeves.

...why is there a hedgehog in my sleeve?

>_>

Oh fuck, that was over a week ago? I'm supposed to get in contact with people! D=

You understand, people, that this is a magazine for chimney sweepers.  A monthly magazine. And that there is a National Chimney Sweep Guild convention, which had almost 800 attendees in 2007. And that right there, my friends, is a chimney sweeping trophy. These things exist.

Just letting you know.

In my dreams, technology always fails. Remotes don't work, light switches are just there to decorate the walls, automobiles will roll and steer more clumsily than a three-wheeled shopping cart before breaking down, guns don't fire, computers crash, etc etc etc. Anything with complicated mechanisms, even if I know exactly how they work, just don't. It's not the subject of one or two dreams, but a constant trait.

In all my dreams, lucid or not, I can levitate. It's as simple and expected as walking.

In most of my dreams, if you have a chance to look outside, you might notice the apocalypse is happening. The sky is fire-coloured, meteors are falling, most buildings are decrepit. Again, this isn't the subject of specific dreams, and doesn't really have in impact on the plot of most of them- it's just the way things normally are.

What are the weird but consistent properties of your dream-worlds?

I miss driving around at night and haunting distant forests.

I bet there'll be all kinds of cool wilderness around Boulder. And lots of stars.

Reading: On a Pale Horse, by Piers Anthony; Eisenhorn, by Dan Abnett; Pathfinder RPG, by Paizo; all of Mage: the Ascension, via uTorrent
Listening: Kidneythieves, Slipknot, Thrice, Alice in Chains, Wumpscut, Cursive, Dust for Life, Muse, Dredg, Kenna, Vast, Greenwheel
Wearing: Black cargo pants, brown hoodie
Drinking: Coffee
Eating: Pixy sticks, pizza
Complaining About: Roommates' rent, roommates' food consumption, roommate's cat's food and litter consumption, my paying thereof.
Playing: Freeform roleplaying
Dreaming About: Toll booths
Coughing Up: Phlegm
Desires: More RPGness, food

Alright, I think I know how we can pay Justin and Jose's October and November rents. Does anyone have any black market connects where I can sell their organs?